Averages

-Average price of chicken is $2.33 a pound

-Average price of a cat is basically free

-Average price of a giraffe in Texas (one of the only states they are legal) is roughly $25,000

I'm not bragging but it is interesting....

If one of us is a shark, its one of those sharks thats had its fins cut off for soup and its been thrown back in the ocean to die a slow death

Cat - "I'll bet my car"

Giraffe - "I'll bet my job"

Anger, Confusion, Hatred

To understand this please visit http://anti-houndstooth.blogspot.com

Could I get a room beside people that will be partying all night please...

Thank YOU kind sir, and could we please request a litter box for kitty....
Just to be clear, this guy rocked and should be the employee of the month!!

All of a Sudden I Have a LOT of Questions

Can I even swim??!! Better ask the online professionals....
~nobody has ever seen giraffes swim, says NatureWildlife.com, but we have found wild giraffes on an island surrounded by water at least 14 feet (4 m) deep.

Hmmmm, So this is supposed to make me feel better......I see a flaw in this explanation
~according to giraffelearningzone.com the average height of my people is 18 feet, and yes we giraffes breathe from our mouths....located on our heads.... which rests ABOVE our necks.

My personal belief is they just parted the waters

I saw a cat in a tree the other day. Cats can climb and cats can jump, its been documented! But an in depth study by scientists working for Naturewildlife.com have deduced it must have flown there.

TD

"This seems safe" - Chicken

"This is Bloody cold water" - Giraffe

"Where are you guys, whats going on, I have no peripheral vision, I can't see anything, I'm losing my grip....TUBE DOWN!!" - Cat

Ingredients for Disaster

"Don't do it, you're going to capsize, your jacket will get caught on a rock and you won't be able to surface, water is going to fill your mask, you won't be able to breathe, things like this happen every day!" - momma K
"Dude maybe we shouldn't, the giraffe mouth won't vacate water at an acceptable rate" - Giraffe

Angel of Pleasure

Thats right...it's a halo

Cats HATE water

But most other drinks seem to go down smoothly, and those that don't go down smoothly go down fast.











The only problem with that is cat gets edgy when orders take longer than they should.... Factoid: giraffes are the only african animal born with horns and this giraffe knows how to use them.

BRING ME ANOTHER

The average giraffe can drink up to 12 gallons of liquids in one sitting. However, a giraffe can go longer without liquids than a camel, a cat or a chicken! And Chicken needs a drink ASAP.

Some Service Please

Seriously...

Pleasure me this, pleasure me that...

.....I think I know why we are all getting fat....
The pleasure seekers did not have time to visit the Florida Room on this trip, just a quick drive by, but the temptation was clearly present. This Portland hotspot sells Old Gemans for ONE BUCK!

You wanna see something Hot!

Or should I say disturbing? Pleasure took a U-turn when Chicken didn't agree with Giraffe in regards to what he should wear for the evening.