The Movement is Spreading....

They say it was at a BC Lions football game that Pamela Anderson was "discovered" in a most unusual way. Dressed in a Labatt's Beer T-shirt, her image was transmitted on the stadium's wide screen ...if that could happen to her is it not likely an internet website could do the same for us?? Let's go Tubing!!
Of course we would need to have some work done....

Captain Cat

Finally cat has the opportunity to captain a ship while still on dry land. He doesn't have much experience at the helm, but the words of an old hero echo in his head, and begins to worry if the waves pick up too much he's going to have a hard time catching his lunch.

Next Up the Batting Cage

Horse had never been in a batting cage before and really liked it! He could clear his mind letting in only what was essential for that moment to help him hit the ball as hard and as far as possible. A number of children's birthday parties going on a the castle that day....and a lot of parents watching with unease as a spooked horse walked around clutching an aluminum bat in his hand. You could see their minds racing, wondering what carnival headline could possibly head this tragedy

First Stop Mini Golf

Cat finds himself in the stomach of a fish at Castle Fun Park. This game destroys any faint hope of a career touring with the PGA. Cat gets upset when he hears the 18th hole won't give his ball back, so he hides it where no one will look.

Head North! No Wait...East.......Or North, East, then South then West

This is going to be a lot of driving

Horse Transportation

Horse breaks free from his reigns and goes for a paddle. To some this might seem odd but I still say the driving horse is stranger. One thing is for certain, this seahorse is NOT into male pregnancy.

Thinking Giraffe

Giraffe decides what activities to do on the open water.

Have we Discovered the Identity of Horse??

Honestly am I the only one that thinks these two could be twins... or dare I say one in the same?? I mean just compare their long flowing manes, their intense gaze, their animal magnetism! (Not to mention their nearly identical physiques!) "Horse Comanche, with one look he ignites the fire in your soul!"

Next we Take to the Water

We all know cats hate water, so cat stays at home for this one.

Art

This is ART

Time for Bed

On our way back to the Hotel this cheeky hell cat jumped out of the woodwork and was eager for a photoshoot. I like to imagine she will remember it as something more like image 2.

Behaviour Problems

Now here is a horse with some behavioral issues. Honestly this one is 10 minutes away from the glue factory. This cagey mare needs Ryan Gingerich BAD! Step into the "Behavior Zone" little one....step in and learn.

Gettin Hitched

Two creepy hands and a horse.... looks like the beginning of a horror movie! Look into his eye, horse is frightened.

Let the Battle Begin at the War Room

So at The War Room people were messed up but they were hip to groovin with animals! Most people once again didn't notice at all, others may have had thoughts of terrorism on their minds. It was here we witnessed a disturbing dance which climaxed with a bendy young girl passing out, which is what will naturally happen when your bum is higher than your head more than 75% of the time. The Pleasure Seekers found themselves frozen in a state of disbelief as her friends picked her up the wrong way. I hope she learns some funky wheel chair moves for our next trip, cause I doubt she will ever walk again...

Pressing Forward with Confidence

Check out the confidence these two exhibit! Feelin good outside of "Goods", good store, good prices, good name.

Lava Lounge

Lava Lounge is a good place to start your evening, oddly enough people did not find a cat and a horse in a bar at all odd...just another day at the Lava Lounge bar I guess. But damn do we look cool!!

Wandering the Streets

So its night time, you're walking in the street and pass by a dark alley.....which one of these images are you least comfortable with.

Barca

Barca is another classic seattle venue. Here we met Travis(?). Clearly concerned for our safety this fellow Canadian was watching our backs! Nice guy, and I'm sure Cat and Giraffe inspired him to get an Animal Mask of his own.

Moving on

On our way to the next bar these three citizens were in for a surprise. No doubt they will wake up tomorrow and nervously question each other if they remember seeing a giraffe the night before. The second image is what they will likely remember and tell all of their friends about. As Giraffe gracefully enters the realm of urban legend the story will slowly but surely twist into one of an evil giraffe, with a hook hand, that jumped off a Seattle overpass.

Cha Cha 4 Photo Booth Chaos

I think these images truly speak for themselves. Cat is going to submit that first image with his next passport application.... Imagine the discomfort of going through US customs with that picture!!

Cha Cha 3 Step off Horse

Horse gets the big SHOVE from cat in this shot even though this drunk young lady is wearing a hideous headband ??!!!

Trust me cat I was trying to walk away but she had me by the muzzle. Next time lets try to use words, or I will not hesitate to unleash my cannons.

Cha Cha 2

Check out the dude behind horse. He is in a state of utter disbelief and excitement. You could hear him from across the bar yelling to his friend: "DUDE is this for real or is it the the drugs tricking my brain"

....oh it be real Earl!

(Click on this image to zoom, its like he is trying to squeeze the image out of his brain)

Cha Cha 1

Stage one of the evening is Cha Cha Lounge. If you haven't been to this Seattle landmark it is definitely worth a visit. Here we see Cat putting himself into a frenzied state imagining himself crushing El Santo in an old-school Lucha libre match.

Hotel room...Finally

When we finally get to our hotel room its time to relax....sit back and prepare for what the evening has to offer











Kitty starts to trickle charge













Horse looks after his mane

Hotel Check In

So a typical hotel check in would be:
1-Go to hotel
2-Get key
3-Go to room...Not in this case
Image 1:
Giraffe waiting in the hotel lobby for our arrival.

Image 2:
Kitty angers when he finds the hotel has a pet dog.
Image 3:
Giraffe cleverly misplaces room number and frantically tries every hotel room door.



Image 4:
Imagine hearing a rattling at your hotel door knob at midnight, slowly walking up to the door, looking through the peep-hole to see THIS! It truly is what nightmares are made of!!

Train to Seattle

Finally on our way to seattle. Giraffe is already in the United States of America and we shall meet her at the hotel when we arrive....As cars are not designed to be driven by cats or horses we opted for the train. Judging by the reception we got one would guess animals had never travelled on a train before!!

Our friends Yeasty, Crotch and Rim took this photo for us (their names determined by the game of scrabble they were playing)

Its nice to have time to catch up on some reading and do a little research on the places you are traveling to.

A Horse of Course

Honestly....does it get any better than this?

This little guy has clearly been spooked!...
Or is he angry?...
Or is he mocking me?...
Or has his drink been drugged....
Are we meant to like this guy or be afraid of him???
The online game Charger_Escapes really says it all, isn't a horse really just a magical unicorn, or a pegasus?? Please play this game and let me know what happens...after 10 minutes all I wanted to do was use the hammer on the horse!

Chickenosaurus

~So Giraffe transforms into Horse

~Chicken takes on Giraffe

~Chicken gets temporarily shelved and waits patiently for its return, in a few short years chicken will become the most powerful of the animals once scientist get their acts in gear with this whole chickenosaurus genetic tweaking stuff.

Up Next

Seattle

All aboard!!! Chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo!!

Update! And Foreshadowing

There is a major update! As we learnt in previous posts, giraffe meat is not cheap. But perhaps this was calculated in haste. Exotic? Yes, Rare? Yes, however according to bushmeateastafrica.org "a chunk of giraffe meat in Kenya goes for as little as Ksh 50 (62 US cents)" The cost of horse meat on the other hand (in Italy anyway) is around 5 bucks a pound, I know what you're thinking, why would you eat horse meat!?? Well, it's lean, and full of nutrients, but thats not the point here, the point is that the horse has moved to the top of the ladder.

Sarah Jessica Parker wins this round.